Alton Towers, April 2007
Ruudy - Well was a lovely day, though Munkey got sick in the car and kept giving bad drivers the V sign.
Munkey - *giggles*
Ruudy - Well we got there and as we're both under 1m got in for free.
Munkey - Hurrah and bananas.
Ruudy - Had our pic took out side Spinball.
Ruudy - Then we had some lunch as we didn't get there till 12pm. Leigh went to Mc Donalds and a bird pooed on his Big Mac!
Munkey - He got really angry didn't he?
Ruudy - Indeed!
Ruudy - So then we went for a walk through...
Munkey - Which is only scary if you're frightened of broken speaker systems, crisp packets, white cider cans or statues of women doing the dusting.
Ruudy - which they've done out with laser guns now and called Duel, but Munkey was too scared to go in.
Munkey - Wasn't.
Ruudy - Was.
Munkey - Wasn't. If I was so scared then how come I had my picture took with a Zombie?
Munkey - Rita was fun, but why name a ride after a transvestite docker from Tilbury?
Ruudy - No idea.
Ruudy - Larked about on Nemesis and Air then as it was nearly time to go home we got wet on The Flume and The Rapids.
Munkey - And Leigh dropped a doughnut in Katanga Canyon. Duh!
More pictures soon
Munkey and Ruudy XxX